Shorts

Description: It's a little pride, it's a little Ziggy Stardust, and it's a lot awesome!

Description: Who doesn't love poultry, especially during Pride? Let everyone know!

Description: Pride was and is a riot. Grab a brick!

Description: It's not just a parade, it's a revolution. Now more than ever.

Description: Our name in Japanese kanji! (For real, we verified it with a friend who's fluent.)

Description: Express your disdain for the frozen water and pull no punches!

Description: Radical Left Lunatics unite! Show the world who you are and piss off all the right people!

Description: Looking for a nerdy way to tell the world you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it any more? That you value justice, diversity, inclusion, and the real freedom that comes from equality for everyone? Then let 'em know you're part of the Rebel Alliance IRL!

Description: One of Pitney's all-time favorite bands is Lindberg, a J-pop / rock band that kicked ass all through the '90s! This design celebrates their 1994 album, Lindy Wingding and has a well-loved finish.

Description: Show the world how bitchen you are with a sporty-style logo!

Description: What could say "Christmas" more than celebrating our friends in Hawkins? Commemorate the final season of Stranger Things (Volume 2 on Christmas Day 2025!) with a clever shirt!

Description: The two things that celebrate Generation X... Stranger Things and Bitchen Boutique... together at last!

Description: Are you a nail tech who loves Stranger Things? Do you know a fan of Palmolive or Madge the Manicurist? This incredibly silly design will bring happiness wherever it goes!

Description: Amelia needed just the right shirt to tell the world she's gonna beat breast cancer!

Description: Say "thanks for nothing" in the style of your favorite shopping bag!

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!

Description: AOC won't yield to disrespectful men, and neither will you!

Description: Welcome to the Line of Lasciviousness! That monster Pat Robertson once said that what was bringing America down was pornography, promiscuity, and lasciviousness. It's made Pitney laugh since he was a kid and we just LOVE ALL THREE! Celebrate a world without Pat Robertson but with plenty of PPL with some stylish merchandise!