Description: Looking for a way to acknowledge this momentous semiquincentennial but don't really feel like acting like everything is great? Well, do we have the message for you!
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Description: If you know, you know... right? It's simple, it's cool, and it gets the message across!
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Description: "Culturally normal?" Not us! Normal is a boring and stupid and Republican concept. The best people are weirdos!
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Description: Radical Left Lunatics unite! Show the world who you are and piss off all the right people!
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Description: Looking for a nerdy way to tell the world you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it any more? That you value justice, diversity, inclusion, and the real freedom that comes from equality for everyone? Then let 'em know you're part of the Rebel Alliance IRL!
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Description: Some people need to hide their light under a bushel for safety reasons, but we can't hide our freakiness no matter how hard we try!
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Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!
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Description: Welcome to the Line of Lasciviousness! That monster Pat Robertson once said that what was bringing America down was pornography, promiscuity, and lasciviousness. It's made Pitney laugh since he was a kid and we just LOVE ALL THREE! Celebrate a world without Pat Robertson but with plenty of PPL with some stylish merchandise!
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